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• Friday Funnies Are Back

  by Kim Roche November 9, 2012
  I totally forgot about Friday Funnies.  I don't even know how because my computer is jam packed full of funny shit I see and have to save.  So I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend!  It's our last soccer game tomorrow and the boys are devastated.  Or psyched.  It's hard to...

• Missing Ballot Questions

  by Kim Roche November 7, 2012
  So I voted. I did my civic duty. Exercised my right. Which is the only exercising I have done all week.  It was exhausting, so I'm counting it.  Walking from the car, maneuvering out of the way of all the cottonheads, making sure the boys aren't sitting at the feet of the person next t...

• You're A Bitch, Sandy!

  by Kim Roche October 31, 2012
  We just came out of Hurricane Sandy here on the East Coast.  We had some nasty winds and lots of rain but our family came out of it very lucky and quite unscathed.  I can't even begin to imagine what those poor people in NY and NJ are going through right now.  The photos are almost un...
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• I Am Soccer Mom

  by Kim Roche October 17, 2012
  I'm a Soccer Mom now.I know, it's awesome, right?  I can go out and get that soccer ball decal that goes on the back of my SUV, right? I think this one is more "me". I mean, I already have the Soccer Mom "uniform".  The UGGS, the furry North Face jacket (or shiny patent...

• I Am THAT Parent

  by Kim Roche October 15, 2012
  When did I become that parent?Before I had kids, I would SOOOO judge other parents. I know, it's completely shocking, right?I mean, I'm not at all judgmental, am I?  (And don't think you have me fooled, I am sure some of you just said, "yah, and a bitch".  We know each other so well, don't...

• Meet Milo and Bella

  by Kim Roche October 12, 2012
  So I have 2 kittens.Milo and Bella.They're pretty cute.Brother and sister.Both a beautiful smokey gray.SOMEONE just had to have them both."C'mon, how can we separate them?" "They're brother and sister!""They 're twins, how can we not take them both?" Blah, blah, blah.....Just what I need, 2 more liv...

• 10 Things I Dislike About Summer

  by Kim Roche July 16, 2012
  So I had originally written this post last summer.  However, I decided after this weekend I would post it again. You see, I saw this man with my own eyes over the weekend.  Yes, sadly, the boys saw him as well.  I know.  The bright green Speedo didn't help him...
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• I Have An Excuse.....

  by Kim Roche July 12, 2012
  OK, so am back from vacation but still haven't gotten back to writing. I have no excuses other than this..... ....I bought the Fifty Shades of Grey books and have started reading them. I know, many of you just said, "Ahhhh, that explains it. Good God girl, get off your computer and go read!!...

• Kids Are Mean

  by Kim Roche July 10, 2012
  I haven't sounded off on the whole Karen Klein issue yet.  You know her, she's the 68 year old bus monitor in New York who was mercilessly hazed by a bunch of punk little assholes 4 seventh graders, while at work.  She's had one child commit suicide.  She has one grandchild with D...
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• Friday Funnies

  by Kim Roche July 6, 2012
  know, you're probably pretty sick of my Funnies, huh?  Too bad, because they make me laugh my ass off and I enjoy them.  And you could use a laugh too, who are you kidding?  Besides, now it's the weekend ... you should be really happy. And what better way to start your weekend, than e...
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• What's Worse Than Getting Ready For Vacation?

  by Kim Roche June 28, 2012
  July 4th is coming up.  We typically go away for that week.  We spend it by the beach, which is fabulous, especially because I am grooming my kids to love the beach as much as I do. Here's what I'm looking forward to! Doing 14 loads of laundry and being forced to "deal with it" before I...
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• The Results Are In...Best and Worst Moms

  by Kim Roche June 27, 2012
  STAR Magazine just had an issue with their "report card" for Best and Worst Moms.  I immediately wondered who was on their list, as they are a widely respected literary publication on  Parenting.  I mean, who wouldn't believe everything they say?  I mean, it's not like it's ...
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• Friday Funnies

  by Kim Roche June 22, 2012
  I don't know about you, but I can use a few laughs this week.  I have to admit, I got a lot of these funnies from my friend Denise over atMommy2Nanny3Doggy1.  She's always pinning funny stuff on her boards, and I re-pinned a bunch of them.  We must have the same sick sense of hum...

• Friday Funnies

  by Kim Roche June 15, 2012
  Happy Friday everyone!  We made it!  I thought everyone could use a little funny on Friday, so here I've decided I'm going to start Friday Funnies.I always plan to write a hilarious blog for you all on Thursdays, but it seems I rarely get to it, what with all the drinking. (...
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• A Girl's Best Friend...Or Friends.

  by Kim Roche June 13, 2012
  I started getting all sentimental as I ended my post about friendship after kids.  I really am lucky to have some fantastic friends.  Many of my girlfriends are ones I've had since I was young, and others I've met along the way.  And while we've all become busy and wrapped up in our o...
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• Why Me? You Too?

  by Kim Roche June 12, 2012
  It's definitely not just a Mom of Twins thing.I know it's not just a Mom thing.And I'm sure it's not even just a girl thing. But today I found myself asking, "WHY?!" over and over again.  See if you can relate.Why is it that whenever I'm in the shower, one (or two) of the boys decide it is t...
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• Friends Til the End....Or Until Someone Has Kids

  by Kim Roche June 6, 2012
  I had a pretty long conversation with some work friends today about life after kids.  We all know things change, and I could get into it all right here, but we'll go ahead and space it out a bit in the interest of time and carpal tunnel syndrome.  But what we were mainly talking about was ...
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• The Vacation's Over

  by Kim Roche June 5, 2012
  So I took a little vaca.  No, not to Fiji or Tahiti, although that is my dream.  I want to sleep in one of those over the water bungalows, where you  ... you know, the one that Kris Humphries threw Kim Kardashian off of, that made her cry like a baby, because she lost $15,000 earrings...
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• And So It Begins.....One Year Later

  by Kim Roche May 15, 2012
  So today is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of this little ol' blog of mine.  I know, I can't believe it either!  Oh, you were saying that you can't believe you've been reading my rants for that long, and how you can't believe you will never be able to get that time of your life back.  ...
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• My Mom Rocks! Happy Mother's Day!

  by Kim Roche May 13, 2012
  So Happy Mother's Day to all of you Mummas out there!  Today is a special day for Mom's, where we will be able to sleep in (I only slept til 8:30 because I had too much to do today, and oddly enough, when I woke up, the house hadn't been cleaned by the boys - any of the 3).  We will be sho...