Someone told me the other day,”You should really start eating healthier,” to which I explained,”My favorite food is bacon. Bacon is from pigs. Pigs eat corn and other veggies. Since you are what you eat, pig is basically a vegetable, therefore, I am a vegetarian. How much healthier should I be?”
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